Sure. Let’s Give the President Control Over the Internet.

by Little Miss Attila on August 28, 2009

Will he be needing the keys to my car as well? Will he have to raid my refrigerator, drive my car?

Shall I email him the access code for my home?

For heaven’s sake; why don’t we just crown him King and be done with it?

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Darrell August 28, 2009 at 1:13 pm

I’m just turning everything over to these guys now. Why not beat the rush?
I hope they make my credit card payments on time though, and pay the real estate tax bill, as well as the ISP. Acess to all finacial accounts is part of their miracle health plan, no?

I can’t wait to get my first ration of beets! I already have my shovel.
I don’t know why I fought these guys for all those years. What a waste!

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Jim Campbell August 29, 2009 at 12:18 pm

Great wit for scary times, I’m going to link your comments to by article on the same subject. Thanks, I’m Jim

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Charlie (Colorado) August 29, 2009 at 4:40 pm

For heaven’s sake; why don’t we just crown him King and be done with it?

Because that would be a demotion.

Blasphemer.

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btenney August 31, 2009 at 6:36 am

I knew he was keeping Gitmo open for selfish reasons.
It will soon be the only place he can live without being TP’d by the neighbors.

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