Okay. I’ll Grant That These are Hot Women in Skimpy Clothing, on Trampolines.

by Little Miss Attila on September 16, 2009

And, shiver me timbers . . . it looks rather like Kimmel and Carolla’s Pageantry of Gentle Chauvanism. NTTAWWT.

But none of these women are Hannah Giles. I’m not seeing Hannah Giles in a bikini, or Hannah Giles in her underwear, or Hannah Giles getting sensuous on-camera with some studly kid from the YAF. I’m not seeing, in this video, any shots of Hannah Giles at all. Unless you want me to believe that the blonde in the last frame was really she. I’m not buying it.

Look: if you are all so desperate to see Hannah Giles in skimpy clothing, her underwear, or a bikini, watch the videos that count. Surely one cannot dispute that her hooker outfit is sensuous. It should be enough for you horny bastards (and bitches). Watch the ACORN videos. They really show everything you need to see. Once you watch them all the way through, you’ll see that you don’t really need to observe Hannah Giles wearing a bikini, or Hannah Giles in sexy lingerie, or Hannah Giles wearing only Saran Wrap, or Hannah Giles covered in whipped cream, or Hannah Giles wielding a riding crop. Or Hannah Giles preparing to tie you up. Or Hannah Giles skinny-dipping.

Also, I really think that this “Three Beers Later” guy is . . . well, lowering himself. It’s almost as if he doesn’t mind catering to his readers’ prurient interests. And don’t get me started on Stacy McCain: it’s bad enough that he posted some rather tasteless pictures of . . . something-or-other. But then he gives Ace a tonguebath, and lets it drop that sometimes Ace’s finances get tight, and somehow works that into an appeal for readers to hit his (Stacy’s) own tip jar. That reminds me, Stace–how much did you make off of me in that “buy Miss Attila a martini” scam? I’ll bet it was more than the $20 you slipped me at CPAC to cover a cheeseburger and a dirty martini. Then you left, and went out to smoke.

Probably with Ace. NTTAWWT.

Yeah, Spadilio: I never got much traffic off of the NYT blog, either. But getting linked there is the only thing I do that actually impresses my father. ‘Cause it’s The New York Times!

{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

I R A Darth Aggie September 17, 2009 at 5:32 am

Hannah Giles skinny-dipping

Oh, you had to go there. You just had to go there. Nekkid hawt chick + swimming = me worthless all day.

My boss thanks you.

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Roy Lofquist September 17, 2009 at 7:14 am

Since I have been banned from Mr. McCain’s blog I have not had many appropriate opportunities to express my assessment of him. I was banned because I responded to a post in which he viciously attacked the morality and courage of Senator McCain. No profanity – not necessary – there are far too many more effective ways of conveying meaning.

In essence I called him an extremely talented, completely amoral whore. He is a white Al Sharpton.

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Desert Cat September 17, 2009 at 7:38 am

Once you watch them all the way through, you’ll see that you don’t really need to observe Hannah Giles wearing a bikini, or Hannah Giles in sexy lingerie, or Hannah Giles wearing only Saran Wrap, or Hannah Giles covered in whipped cream, or Hannah Giles wielding a riding crop. Or Hannah Giles preparing to tie you up. Or Hannah Giles skinny-dipping.

Need? Need? You know it is all about Want!

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Charlie (Colorado) September 17, 2009 at 5:04 pm

Once you watch them all the way through, you’ll see that you don’t really need to observe Hannah Giles wearing a bikini, or Hannah Giles in sexy lingerie, or Hannah Giles wearing only Saran Wrap, or Hannah Giles covered in whipped cream, or Hannah Giles wielding a riding crop. Or Hannah Giles preparing to tie you up. Or Hannah Giles skinny-dipping.

Lovely thought, though.

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Peter September 17, 2009 at 7:48 pm

I seriously doubt that my wife or my cardiologist would allow me to look at pictures of Hannah Giles in scant or no clothing.

Even if, by some miracle, they both agreed, there is still that black belt in some sort of chop-socky combat that both Hannah and her sister have, plus the fact that her Daddy is a big game hunter.

Not to mention I am of the age where twenty year olds get the grandfatherly protection gene kicked in. If I were to see Hannah Giles in little or nothing I’d offer my coat. Sigh. All that smart and courage and good looks too. Why CAN’T I be forty years or so younger and single?

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richard mcenroe September 17, 2009 at 9:53 pm

Atty, I loves yez like the little sister I never had who couldn’t beat the crap out of me, but the joke?

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