Now You’re Messin’ with a Son of a Bitch . . .

September 26, 2009

Stacy McCain, the trained journalist, stumbles into libel by accident, while discussing the fact that he does possess at least one image of Hannah Giles in a bikini. (I, of course, do not have pictures of Hannah Giles in a bikini. Coincidentally, I do not have real, undoctored sex videotapes of Hannah Giles. Nor do I have pictures of Hannah Giles nude, or Hannah Giles in hot lingerie, or Hannah Giles topless. As a matter of fact, my hard drive contains no sexy Hannah Giles pictures at all. And I’m pretty sure that if it did, I still wouldn’t post those hot, erotic pictures of Hannah Giles in the altogether that I simply don’t have and have no interest in acquiring or even looking at, despite being bisexual and the most broken example of humanity in the history of the Christian church.)

But never mind Hannah Giles and her bikini right now; here’s Stace:

You never know. There are no accidents, as I like to say, and who knows what could happen if some porn-addicted dude, hunting for that picture, decides to click here? He might read that Hannah Giles is a fine Christian girl whose father is a youth minister.

That porn freak might feel some sense of embarrassment when he realizes how much time he’s wasted Googling for “Hannah Giles lingerie.” or “Hannah Giles topless.” And he might say to himself, “Hey, you know, I hate taxes and deficits and intrusive government control, just like these conservative bloggers.”

Perhaps that twisted, perverted soul will see a link that says “How to Get a Million Hits on Your Blog,” and he’ll read down to Rule 5 (”Everybody Loves a Pretty Girl”) and a spark will be kindled in his corrupt heart, and the light of truth will pierce his sin-clouded mind, suggesting the possibility of redemption.

“Maybe there’s hope for me,” the guy says. He thinks seriously about deleting his porn stash and clearing his bookmarks. “Instead of wasting all this time looking at porn on the Internet, maybe I should do something more productive. I could start a political blog and join the fight to preserve American liberty for future generations.”

I’m pretty sure that explains Ace of Spades HQ. NTTAWWT.

Stacy has just implied that Spadilio once deleted his porn stash and cleared his bookmarks. I suspect this is actionable, and we must recall that Ace has had legal training.

I’m frightened. The coming right-wing blog apocalypse may make the very public implosion of Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs look like an Easter Parade.

UPDATE: Here’s your video; I’m not sure why there’s video of AC/DC superimposed on a song by Nazareth, but . . . why ask why?

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