So. Republican/Libertarian Breasts.

by Little Miss Attila on October 15, 2009

Bigger? Or just more awesome?

The nice thing about breasts is that they rarely forget the Buddy System—so they almost never get lost in the woods, or fall into quicksand, or get injured by monsters. And if they do, there’s always another breast to go for help.

Of course, chicks who wear pushup bras don’t really have much in the titty department in the first place: it’s the mammary-gland equivalent of joining MENSA. A sign of genuine pathos.

h/t: The Other McCain. I regret to say that Stacy M’s boobs do not strike me as the least bit impressive. But he’s a nice guy anyway.

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