. . . to Chris Muir.
[Full disclosure: Muir created the cartoon version of me for the blog header, back when I couldn't afford his services. Wait—I still can't. He just did it because I helped get the word out when he was in the middle of a pledge drive, and because he's Teh Awesome. One assumes the FTC will be along any minute to stop my corrupt recommendation of a cartoonist who happens to be funny in the way G.B. Trudeau was, back in the day. (Or, as the snarkosphere used to put it back in '04 or so: "Like Doonesbury, but funny." Hey: at least he isn't drawing characters made out of cigarettes.)]