Ha!

by Little Miss Attila on December 6, 2009

I’m sure I’ll see those Pasadena martinis.

The usual ratio of martini dollars given to the McCain-McCann Gin Trust Fund versus martini dollars that find their way into my thirsty espophagus (and rapidly decaying liver) is usually 3-4:1.

Better send me the money directly; it’s safer that way.

Stacy means well; it’s just that when the tab comes ’round he can never seem to find his wallet…

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Robert Stacy McCain December 6, 2009 at 8:31 pm

Think of it as rehab, Joy. I lure you to some distant locale with promises of booze, but when you get there, you only drink 1/3 of your usual intake, because you know that when the check comes, I’ll be gone like the breeze.

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Little Miss Attila December 6, 2009 at 8:40 pm

Except that in this case that distant locale is maybe eight minutes away.

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