I Just Spoke with My Psychic, Who Consulted My Spirit Guides.

by Little Miss Attila on December 10, 2009

Turns out one of ’em is Acidman, who had the following advice for me:

1) “Don’t be such a bloodless cunt.”

2) “Wear more red toenail polish.”

3) “I spilled more racism than Robert Stacy McCain ever drank.”

So I was all, like, “sure, I’ll take the advice. But are you positive he’s my spirit guide? ‘Cause I think there may have been some kind of mistake.”

They’re checking on up the ladder.

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baldilocks December 10, 2009 at 4:51 pm

I just hope it’s not down the ladder.

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Little Miss Attila December 10, 2009 at 5:17 pm

Sort of a borderline case, there–that’s why I take the Roman Catholic prerogative, and believe in limbo, purgatory, and similar get-out-of-jail-free cards: I believe there’s grace that works on a level beyond our comprehension.

[Gregory’s going to drop by and school me, I’ll bet. And I know what the doctrines are, but . . . all theology is “looking through a glass, darkly.”]

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baldilocks December 10, 2009 at 6:57 pm

Indeed.

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