Yeah, I Finally Listened to the Entire Obama Speech.
January 7, 2010
Hidden within it is the clear implication that the Administration is going to push for full-body scanners, which a lot of people erroneously think are like X-Rays.
They are not, and body cavities have been used to hide contraband for a long time. The terrorists will obviously counter with rectal and vaginal bombs, and then we’ll be in the same fix we’re in today—but billions of dollars poorer. WTF?
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January 8th, 2010 at 12:47 am
Symbolic gestures, going through the motions, committee solutions–check!
If only the machines weren’t rated poorly for detection of plastics, liquids, and solid chemicals–the problem being addressed. I expect
psychics could be added to the mix at airports to make things even safer. As long as they’re union, I don’t see any issues.
January 8th, 2010 at 6:50 am
Hey, how about boobie bombs? instead of sillicone or saline packs, put a little C4 or semtex in there, and replace the nipples with detonators, and you have bra bomber!
January 8th, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Yes you do.