You wouldn’t even know if one of ’em was here. It could live in a little box in the kitchen, and just come out to play now and then.
Kind of like a kitten, but a bit more clumsy—as well as cuter, and more hypo-allergenic.
Just take a quick peek. Itty-bitty, and teeny-tiny.
UPDATE: But they will grow into ferocious defenders of the household. And still cute. (Change of tactic per Peter’s suggestion.)
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The way the government seems to be disolving out there you might have a little better luck if you go with:
“Honey, this puppy will grow enough to frighten some bad guys off and be an early warning system for the more determined bad guys so we can have the artillery out and be in a prepared position to where we get to grow old together.”
Just sayin’.
Wrong tack, huh? I’ll have to fix that.