Guess What? You Know That Hot Senator from Massachusetts? The One with the Two Smokin’ Hot Daughters? Turns Out His Wife Is Hot, Too!

by Little Miss Attila on January 22, 2010

Her name ain’t Rio, but she sure does know her way around the sand. Watch out for coffee with that almond-like flavor, though . . .

Via Treacher, who is getting a lot of pleasure out of the fact that the gang at Huffington Post seems to genuinely believe this is going to hurt Scott Brown’s political career. Never mind that Massachusetts is a liberal state, and its other Senator one of its congressional reps* is gay (for starters). Never mind that other liberal states—like, oh, let’s say, California—have elected people we thought were Republicans who boasted about having had orgies at Gold’s Gym in Venice when they were young. And we knew it when they were campaigning. And we didn’t care.

And never mind that the voters in MA knew that Brown himself had posed, not in a bikini, but buck naked in his own younger days. (And didn’t even know enough to move his arm, dammit. Senator: watch the arm. Get it out of the way. Geez.)

So. Whassup?—Democratic optimism about hoping to see a promising politician who’s nominally on the other side go down in flames? Or rank stereotyping about anyone even vaguely related to the Republican party being a hardcore SoCon?

I’m thinking a bit of both, but Treacher’s right: this is pretty freakin’ funny. I didn’t read more than a few comments at HuffPo, but I like the ones who are genuinely angry that there are a few physically attractive Republicans out there, like Brown, Romney and Palin. I wonder if these are the same people who were pissed off about Rush Limbaugh being severely overweight in the 1990s. Or who loved to make fun of the way Katherine Harris (mis) applied her makeup back in the day. Or Newt Gingrich’s less-than-photogenic appearance.

Me? I’m just happy to see chicks with wide, wide jawlines shot in a flattering light. It’s a personal thing, even if I never had a flat tummy like that—even at the age of 16.

BTW, I think it’s Treach that first made the “Mr. Brown, you’ve got two lovely daughters” joke. But I could be wrong. For the youngsters, here’s a bit of background:

UPDATE:
* No more blogging before coffee. Ever. Hold me to that, folks.

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Carol January 22, 2010 at 4:37 am

I posted on this last night. Personally, I am enjoying the silliness to no end.

Attractive Republican, two words for you-Marco Rubio. Yummm.

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Dave C January 22, 2010 at 5:29 am

The other Senator from Mass. is gay? Isn’t that John Kerry?

Oh.. Wait.

nevermind.

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Darrell January 22, 2010 at 5:46 am

No, that was rice in the ass of John Kerry that earned him that Purple Heart.

The vid is great! Keep showing it and the Brown family stock will rise even higher. There is even a crime/punishment resolution at the end. Something I didn’t see coming in a music video (besides Lefties frog-marching Cheney or something in a fantasy/wet dream sequence).

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Desert Cat January 22, 2010 at 6:42 am

Oh she’s just hot in that video. Nothing out of line.

Yow, in fact.

What a funny bunch of stupid stereotypes the left has about us.

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meep January 22, 2010 at 7:01 am

Yeah, I don’t get it either.
http://powip.com/2010/01/thatll-shock-those-rubes/

I just don’t know about these people sometimes. What exactly was supposed to be offensive about that video?

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Quilly Mammoth January 22, 2010 at 7:10 am

Frankly, I’ve been a bit jealous about you wimmin and the gay guys having Hottie McAwesome. Now we have Mrs. Hottie McAwesome.

What a bunch of pathetic fools HuPo is….I guess they can now have common cause with Phreddy Phelps. God Hates Nekid Shoulders or some such crap.

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Bruce H January 22, 2010 at 7:52 am

For god’s sake – don’t let Glenn Beck see this! Lord knows what kind of joke he would make on this thing.

BTW, if that is Mrs. Brown… SCHWING!

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keyboard jockey January 22, 2010 at 8:23 am

Barney Franks is a US from Massachusetts Representative, not a Senator let’s not promote him. He is doing enough damage as it is in the House.

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Charlie Martin January 22, 2010 at 9:46 am

Somehow, the last adjective I’d think of to describe that morose, lugubrious, cadaver is “gay”.

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SDN January 22, 2010 at 2:13 pm

So. Whassup?—Democratic optimism about hoping to see a promising politician who’s nominally on the other side go down in flames? Or rank stereotyping about anyone even vaguely related to the Republican party being a hardcore SoCon?

Actually, LMA, those two things are one and the same thing: Because the average liberal has this cartoon caricature in his head of “conservative as Puritan witch-hunter offended by liberated women enjoying sex”, they persist in thinking that making us aware of evil temptresses (and tempters) will trigger piling up wood around the stake like salivating from one of Pavlov’s dogs.

Calling these people dense is an insult to gravity.

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Nemo from Erewhon January 22, 2010 at 5:40 pm

Liberals really do believe Conservatives spend all their time sitting in straight-backed chairs reading the Bible.
It’s amusing that the edgiest program on TV is a late-night conservative talk show called Red Eye. It makes SNL looks like a gutless bunch of puling pantywaists.

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jaed January 23, 2010 at 8:57 am

Hmm. Anyone else recall John Kerry’s very weird line “Cheney’s daughter, who is a…. LEZZZZZbian!!!” in the debate in 2004? That was followed by a number of hopeful leftie blog posts about how those troggy Repubs would surely abandon the ticket, now. Very puzzling.

This strikes me as more of the same. Although if the Huffington thread is anything to go by, there’s a larger percentage of just nastiness toward the targets (calling the wife a “slut”, the daughters whores, etc. etc.) – fewer who see it as a (rather dimwitted) political tactic, and more who seem genuinely outraged by the Cosmo picture and the bikinis on the family members. It is a textbook case of becoming what you hate, and I’d call it “sad” if it weren’t so disgusting.

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