It’s Totally Awkward for Chicks. Though Not Impossible.

by Little Miss Attila on January 22, 2010

I’ve pretty much been spooning the tapioca right over the girls, but it’s messier than you can imagine.

And pudding Snack Packs? No; they just don’t cut it. I have to cook it up fresh, in a 2-quart saucepan, and then let it cool—but not too much—while I get those rubber sheets onto the bed.

I realize that ovaries are more analogous to testes than boobs are. We’ve tried that, too, but one has to be extra sloppy in order to make it . . . helpful. I finally started eating the stuff, in the spirit of ovary-immersion. That was fun too, but then I happen to be especially fond of tapioca. It’s all good.

Sugar-free vanilla, though? Not. Acceptable. Chocolate is okay, though.

The important thing is that everyone is tackling the project in a creative way.

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Mikal January 22, 2010 at 12:24 pm

I dunno, LMA. To me, smearing sweet comestibles on ta-tas and lady-parts always seemed to be a classic example of gilding the lily.

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Charlie Martin January 22, 2010 at 1:23 pm

Okay, the aesthetic aspects of tapioca-coated boobies appeal to me in a general sense, but, um, what the fuck?

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MissTammy January 23, 2010 at 11:16 am

2 containers of Cool Whip worked out quite nicely for MissTammy, not to mention her husband, who would like to incorporate the ritual into our daily life.

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Sales Coach March 3, 2010 at 9:04 pm

I don?t usually reply to posts but I will in this case. WoW 🙂 You made me think.

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