So It’s Come to This.

by Little Miss Attila on January 31, 2010

From Interesting News Items

IPCC Defends Use of Divination
NEW YORK CITY, NY – A spokesman for the UN’s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change has defended the panel’s use of divination to forecast melting glaciers in the Andes. Said Sanjuk Patel, “We employed an Augur who watched the flight of various birds. By studying the birds’ formation, he was able to predict that global warming was melting glaciers in the Andes. This man is credentialed at an important Augury school. What more do you need?” Answering his own question, Patel said the Augur’s work was subjected to robust peer-review. “A Chinese sorcerer dropped a handful of magic sticks. When he picked them up, they all pointed in the direction of Chile.”

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gail January 31, 2010 at 5:09 pm

holy guacamole!

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