Give ‘Em a Hand

Date February 9, 2010

And here we go. Ladies and Gentlemen, Robert Gibbs:

<i>The left hand of darkness.</i>

The left hand of darkness.

12 Responses to “Give ‘Em a Hand”

  1. jinnderella said:

    Little Miss, I have a question.
    How is Palin goin’ to survive a nationally televised presidential debate with FOLLOW-ON QUESTIONS when she still can’t give an open press conference or a speech without a closed attendance?
    I think she had better either get enough sand to have an open presser or ‘fess up that she is fakin’ a run for office to squeeze the rubes for more bucks.
    Either that or grow arms like Shiva so she will have enough hands to write the answers on.
    Our Jeffie would be so disappointed that you have been sukkered by this grifter.
    But theres one born every minute.
    lawl.

  2. Little Miss Attila said:

    I don’t think she’s running for President. I think she’s running for rich–and for that, she’s polling very well.

  3. jinnderella said:

    I think she wouldn’t poll so well with you teabaggers if she comes clean and says she isn’t relly running, but just head-faking to rake in cash.

  4. jinnderella said:

    Consider….she’s just going to fuck you up long enough for some loozer like Romney to get in there and cement another 4 years of Obama.
    Meanwhile the demographic timer goes tick….tick…tick……last chance to get “your” country back!
    The meek minorities shall inherit the earth electorate.

  5. Little Miss Attila said:

    Teabagger? Um . . . how does that . . . where would I begin . . . . Um.

  6. jinnderella said:

    Oh come on….Jeffie would love that teabagger part.
    Remember how he hazed you for not adequately soaping your boobs?
    Did the “conservatives” cut out your sense of humor when they pithed you Little Miss?

  7. Little Miss Attila said:

    Hey; don’t prop Jeff up and use him as a shield. Fight like a grown woman.

  8. smitty said:

    Left hand of daftness.

  9. I R A Darth Aggie said:

    Fight like a grown woman.

    She probably does have…how shall we say? the tits to do that.

  10. Peter said:

    I believe Ms. Palin does her speeches like Ronald Reagan did, writes main themes on 3×5 index cards and then uses her own head to flesh out the speech. She seems to do this pretty well and, much like Reagan, is hated by those who either don’t agree or don’t understand (or both).

    Now after that speech there was supposed to be a press conference during which she wanted to stress a few things. So, where to write those things? On notecards? No, they’d be jumbled in with the speech. Rely on her memory? Heh? Ever just flat drawn a blank? Okay for a nobody to do, professionally, though, it can cost a promotion or a contract and, everyone, no matter how smart, can draw a blank. Bad enough professionally, it’s political suicide. That is why she wrote on her hand. Following the lefty feeding frenzy over such a gauche thing, she had some fun with it the next day in Texas with Hi, Mom.

    Meanwhile the lefties simply do their best to alienate middle America. Who among us has never jotted a note on a hand? I might lose a slip of paper but if I lose a hand, then I won’t give a rat’s patootie about the note. If I don’t lose a hand, there’s the note.

    Meanwhile lefties gleefully tell us that Obama didn’t use a teleprompter for those schoolchildren but for the press conference after the kids. Hmmm. Six words on the hand or a teleprompter? Oh, that’s easy. Palin is a peabrain and Obama is prepared!

    Sorry for being so wordy, LMA.

  11. Disraeli said:

    Jeez, jinnderella – still creeping around on righty blogs? Man, have you changed over the years. You’ve become an absolutely freakish caricature of what you once derided. Get out of the darn house once in a while, for Pete’s sake.

  12. jinnderella said:

    when did you last see me here Disraeli?
    Im back in school.
    Im just occasionally astonished that Little Miss got pithed along with the rest of you.
    What happened to me is the same thing that happened to Charles and to John Cole.
    And it will happen to anyone with the intellectual substrate to get that the only people left on the on the right are “low information” teabaggers, birfers and birchers, WECs, white supremecists, nativists, and the carny barkers like Palin and Glenn Reynolds that manipulate them.
    6% of scientists are republicans.
    there is a reason for that.
    pretty soon all that remains on the right will scam artists and their dimwitted victims, too dumb to see that the all the unregulated invisible hand of the market ever does is punch working families in the face, and to too stupid to see that we spent 5000 lives from the finest military on the planet and a trillion $ of borrowed chinese money to make MENA into a Reaver Factory with an infinite supply of spare parts.
    But you’ll get yours.
    The demographic timer goes tick……tick………tick…….
    lawl.

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