Join the Cocoa Party!
Tired of the Coffee Party and the Tea Party? We’re the newest game in town!
I woke up this morning and realized I didn’t want tea or coffee. I wanted hot cocoa!
So I turned on my computer and in a few minutes founded a new political movement — The Cocoa Party!
Yes, it was that simple.
Then I got one of my friends at the newspaper where I used to work to violate all professional journalistic ethics by writing a puff-piece about me without revealing that I used to work there. Thanks!
Also, thanks for not mentioning that I used to really really really like Kool-Aid.
Now, in between fielding 100 emails an hour from new members wanting to start chapters from Wasilla to Waco, Twittering 17 witty tweets per minute, fielding calls from TV producers and journalists, and weeping with joy and sincerity about our wonderful country, I barely have time to consider that I’ve just revolutionized politics — all before lunch!
Coming soon: the Hot Toddy Brigade; watch out for them. They’re full of rum and vinegar.
I’d also be alert for the TheraFlu people.
UPDATE: Glenn Reynolds beat me again, by something like 40 minutes. {cue Charlton Heston voice} Darn the luck!
UPDATE II: Spadilio‘s NiceDeb has more on those Diluted Bean-Juice Types.
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Sometimes I think that I am funny.
Get your paws off of me, your darn, dirty blogger!
I still think that the Coffee Party should use the Starbucks logo in red or black or something– got the whole fake-popular-small-time thing going on, plus it’s ripping off a nationally-known ID to get attention!