Boobquake!

by Little Miss Attila on April 26, 2010

Get ready to see Mother Earth—or at least North America—rock and roll!

Oh, right. Context.

I just wonder whether early homo sapiens covered up enough with their animal skins or whatever to prevent earthquakes. Or whether the bare-chested tribal ladies in remote villages in Africa set those tectonic plates moving as a matter of course.

And, no: Taiwan is not very close to the countries with large numbers of Boobquake celebrants. Not close at all.

UPDATE: Geez, David! No gratitude. Well, here you go:

<i>Happy now?</i>

Happy now?

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Lipton T. Bagg April 26, 2010 at 3:07 pm

Taiwan? Nah, The Land Of The Rising “A Cup” doesn’t have Boobquakes – more like Jello Jiggles! (Boobquakes financed via credit line notwithstanding)

-LTB

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RightGirl April 26, 2010 at 4:01 pm

Er, I have better pics of those puppies if you want… 😉

RG

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I R A Darth Aggie April 27, 2010 at 6:44 am

Evil woman! You’re going to lead men astray, you harpy!

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Little Miss Attila April 27, 2010 at 8:17 am

RG: Name your price.

IRA: I’m not a harpy; I’m a vixen.

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David April 27, 2010 at 5:20 pm

Isn’t the whole point of boobquake to expose cleavage? We need more cleavage!!

David

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Darrell April 28, 2010 at 3:16 am

Something moved.

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JBL April 28, 2010 at 6:38 am

Reminds me of why I moved to West Virginia — beautiful hills and valleys.

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CGHill April 28, 2010 at 1:28 pm

You know, if you weren’t so damn beautiful, I might have reacted badly to this blatant display.

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Little Miss Attila April 29, 2010 at 1:10 am

You don’t want “beautiful.” You want “quirky, with a nice rack.”

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CGHill April 29, 2010 at 4:09 pm

Doesn’t matter what I want, actually. (That much, at least, I have learned.)

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