The Ten Kinds

by Little Miss Attila on July 16, 2010

. . . of cleavage.

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MNRobot July 16, 2010 at 4:01 pm
CGHill July 16, 2010 at 4:27 pm

I bow to your expertise.

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John July 17, 2010 at 6:54 am

Salma Hayek has displaced Lynda Carter as show biz’s Queen of Cleavage.

And, uh, back titties do not need to be seen.

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Mikal July 17, 2010 at 2:28 pm

Joke time!

A man walks into a lingerie store and tells the female clerk, “I want to buy my wife a fancy brassiere for her birthday, but I don’t know her cup size. Can you help?”

The clerk says, “Well, here we don’t go by cup size. We have what we call ‘religious’ bras.”

“Religious bras?” queries the man, his interest piqued.

“Yes,” says the clerk. “There are three kinds:

“The first kind we call *Catholic*, since it *supports the masses*;

“The second kind we call *Salvation Army*, since it *uplifts the fallen*;

“And the third kind we call *Southern Baptist*, since it makes *mountains out of molehills*!”

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