There Is No Reason Not to Wish Iowahawk’s Mom a Happy Birthday.

Date July 28, 2010

In fact, there’s every reason to do so, because we have no idea what that man is capable of. Or his parents, for that matter.

Hi, Mrs. Iowahawk! Happy birthday! May I send you some chocolates, or a new carburetor? I’ll be sending those bank account numbers by email, along with the name of my first dog and my own mother’s maiden name.

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One Response to “There Is No Reason Not to Wish Iowahawk’s Mom a Happy Birthday.”

  1. William said:

    July 28th, 2010 at 4:56 pm

    I actually broke off a firendship with a dude who gave his ex the “It’s not me, it’s you,” four-weeks-later-letter on New Years Day. I mean, that wasn’t the main reason, but it sure helped.

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