How To Have a Good Weekend

by Little Miss Attila on November 7, 2010

A rare forward from my brother:

An older, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful, much-younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock, and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The old man said, ‘No, I’d like to see something more special.’

At that statement, the jeweler brought another ring over. ‘Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000,’ the jeweler announced. The lady’s eyes sparkled, and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man, seeing this, said, ‘We’ll take it.’

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man told him, ‘by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds. I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.’

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and exclaimed, ‘There’s no money in that account!’

‘I know,’ said the old man, ‘But let me tell you about my GREAT WEEKEND!’

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USCitizen November 7, 2010 at 11:55 pm

Heh.

I received that same email this week!

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azmat hussain November 8, 2010 at 2:08 pm

He forgot to mention how she made the rest of his life a living hell, for not buying the ring. Until he gave in and bought an even more expensive ring and she still wasn’t satisfied and stoped the fun weekends for good, and continued to nag him to death.

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