Ann Althouse Wields a Skewer

by Little Miss Attila on January 29, 2011

Meade and I sat at a table which seemed to be full of lawyers who supported health care reform. One lawyer haughtily informed me that whatever law professors might think about the Constitution, it’s really all politics, and this health care reform represents a big, important political effort and that’s why it’s going to be upheld in the courts. I said, if it’s all politics, then what of all the politics pushing back against the law? What about the polls that show most people are against it and what about the last election? If you’re going to say politics determines the outcome, then don’t you have to take that politics into account too? The lawyer looked either alarmed or angry, because I, a law professor, didn’t simply assert that the Constitution matters, which would have made it easy for him to irritatingly chuckle about naivete. But right then, the panel started, saving him from having to try to wriggle off my skewer.

She makes him sound like a cocktail onion, or maybe a shrimp. I’m picturing those little fake swords that they use for appetizers at parties, though she probably means the metal or bamboo skewers one employs in a shish kabob.

Which would make the pro-HCR attorney a little piece of beef.

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Douglas January 29, 2011 at 6:04 pm

I’m picturing those little fake swords that they use for appetizers at parties, though she probably means the metal or bamboo skewers one employs in a shish kabob.

ann always entertains me. but that line made me think of when I was at the MC Ball back in ’98, a friend of a friend was there, and she wanted a bunch of olives from the bar. I thought it was kinda bizarre, but I went up, and asked for a bunch of olives for the friend of a friend, and it was served on one of those little sword toothpicks. I was freshly promod to corporal so I rated a Sword, so I delivered her olives, after executing some of the basic sword drill.

Stupid story, but it made me smile remembering it.

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nicholas January 29, 2011 at 6:08 pm

Mushroom wedge would be more likely.

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ponce January 29, 2011 at 11:40 pm

No doubt she was also wielding an enormous goblet of red wine.

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