Breast Is Best

by Little Miss Attila on March 2, 2011

In all kinds of ways. And apparently I stand little chance of being widowed any time soon.

Stare at boobs for longer life: Study
by Neharika Sabharwal
Frankfurt, Germany — A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women’s breasts is good for men’s health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.”

A five-year research on 500 men Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery [a blood vessel that carries oxygenated blood away from the heart to the body] disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, “Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There’s no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

“Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.”

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

Doesn’t that just sound like a story the Germans would conduct?

Thanks to Farmer Joe.

UPDATE: That is not, by the way, my actual rack–those are stunt-boobies.

UPDATE 2: Tomorrow is Great Racks Day at American Digest. All. Day. Long.

How healthful.

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March 2, 2011 at 5:36 pm

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vanderleun March 2, 2011 at 5:37 pm

I have declared tomorrow to be “All Great Racks All Day Day” on my sidebar in order to extend the life of my readers.

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Brett March 3, 2011 at 9:33 am

Love you both!

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Concho March 3, 2011 at 11:41 am

I think you’re lying about the stunt boobies.

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Little Miss Attila March 3, 2011 at 12:05 pm

That’s a flagrant attempt to get me to post a real pic.

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Little Miss Attila March 3, 2011 at 12:07 pm

And it isn’t like I haven’t done my part . . .

http://littlemissattila.com/?p=15082

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vanderleun March 3, 2011 at 12:13 pm

Oh…. I am so tempted….

(Musn’t….. musn’t…..)

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Little Miss Attila March 3, 2011 at 12:18 pm

You’re going to do to me what you did to Mrs. Clinton, aren’t you? Evil man.

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Cassandra March 3, 2011 at 3:36 pm

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this study is a hoax :p

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Little Miss Attila March 3, 2011 at 5:09 pm

I suspected as much, but the thing has taken on a certain momentum–especially in the maleosphere . . .

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Cassandra March 3, 2011 at 6:13 pm

I am shocked… shocked! :)

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