The U.N. and Guantanamo Bay

by the Pirate on February 16, 2006

Look, we all have our opinions about the U.N. But they are the closest thing we have to enforcers of international law, and we should at least take what they say seriously.

Therefore, if they call on us to shut down our holding cells at Gitmo, it’s important for us to at least consider it.

After some thought, I’ve concluded that we should indeed get rid of the Guantanamo Bay prisons, just as soon as the U.N. (1) discontinues its graft operations and (2) confines its pimping to women who are over the age of 18.

{ 5 comments }

Darrell February 16, 2006 at 12:42 pm

I’m so glad to see Dr. Myra Vanderhood is back! I thought we scared her away. She did her seminal work in Denmark, by the way, so she’s on the front line of the toon war/buy Danish/free speech debate. I don’t know about her involvement at Gitmo for sure, but I’m sure the UN would be opposed to it. Let freedom ring! And don’t answer right away, wait for the Pherotones(tm) to work their magic! PsyOps is looking into this seriously, I’m sure.

SGT Dave February 17, 2006 at 3:18 am

Joy,

I’ll add #3 to your list: As soon as Castro and the other dictators condemning our actions treat their political prisoners as well as we treat the Gitmo terrorists…

SGT Dave (an old grumpy Army Interrogator)

Desert Cat February 17, 2006 at 11:16 pm

I don’t know about pherotones effect on my sex life, but I do know those ads are having an effect on my fantasy life involving a certain redheaded Doctor of Naughty…

Darrell February 18, 2006 at 9:39 pm

View the tapes of her lectures…She asks the question on her students’ minds…”How do you quantify an orgasm?” Well, Doc, ….let me count the ways…Just when I thought EuroScience was sliding down the slippery slope toward the junk category. I see a Nobel in her future!

Attila Girl February 18, 2006 at 9:46 pm

Oh, she’s a scientist, all right. The real deal.

Though I wouldn’t write off the Europeans in that regard. Not yet.

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