I Hate It When Sarah Palin Forces the President To Go to War

by Little Miss Attila on March 21, 2011

. . . with the power of her sexy mind-rays.

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Montana March 21, 2011 at 12:42 pm

I real hope one of these retreads and blowhards runs for president, not because they have a chance of winning but because I like to see the train wreck that they will cause.

Faux News Candidates:
former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin ”The I graduated Early”,
former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, R-Ga. “The I Love The Interns”,
former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee “The Huckster Reverend”,
former Sen. Rick Santorum, R-Pa. “The I Love the Gays”,
former UN Ambassador John Bolton “The I Love The War ”

I Finace Myself:
former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney “The Flip-Flopping Fudger”,
former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush “The I Am Not My “Dumb Ass” Brother”,

Employed Long Shots:
Rep. Michele Bachmann, R-Minn. “The History, I Don’t Need No Stink’n History”,
Mississippi Gov./ former tobacco lobbyist, Haley Barbour “The last White Hope”

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ponce March 21, 2011 at 1:34 pm

If only the Republicans could pick a candidate called “generic” they’d have a chance against Obama.

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narciso March 21, 2011 at 6:28 pm

Joe ‘we liberated Lebanon, from Hezbollah’, Biden,Janet ‘the AQ menace for Canada’ Napolitano, John, ‘we were surprised by AQAP tenacity’ Brennan, James ‘the MB is a mostly secular organization’ Clapper,Barack ‘the Bomb that fell on Pearl Harbor’ Obama,
now you want to revisit the premise of competence or intelligence.

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Michael Teuber March 23, 2011 at 3:12 am

…and both Palin and the Big 0 were traveling abroad at the time…coincidence? ;D

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