Thanks to the Person from Saugus, Massachusetts!

by Little Miss Attila on April 19, 2011

You were the millionth visitor to this blog; thanks for stopping by.

So, how, you ask, does one get a million hits in eight years? Well, you might start by getting mentioned in a blog post on how to get a million hits in one year, and build it up that way . . .

With gratitude to Insty, Prof. Volokh, James Joyner (who linked me early and often), Venomous Kate, Kelley in Georgia, all of the rest of the crew from 2003, Sarah Palin (for breathing some excitement into the 2008 election, and thereby propping up my numbers), Stacy and Smitty (thanks for the mammaries), Dan Riehl, Jeff and Darleen, Michelle Malkin, Iowahawk, Ace of Spades, Bruce McQuain, Dan Collins, Elizabeth, Moe Lane, and John Hawkins.

UPDATE: Smitty gave me the best gift a girl could get on a milestone day: a Queen video. This one is off of my favorite album (I have three favorite Queen albums; since I can’t decide for good, I just rotate between the first three).

UPDATE 2: Bob wishes me the very breast, and sends his regards from Silicon Silicone Valley.

UPDATE 3: Welcome, Insta-Readers and Ace-aholics! Here’s a picture of a pretty actress for no good reason whatsoever:

(We’re playing Name the Crime Show tonight.)

Here’s my entry on the Wonkette/Trig Palin affair.

Here’s my defense of posting pictures of pretty women.

Here’s my plea to leave the F-35 Fighter plane program intact.

Here is a gratuitous swipe at Andrew Sullivan over his Trig Trutherism.

Here’s an entry about sex toys.

Here’s another pinup picture, and a fundraising plea.

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{ 35 comments… read them below or add one }

HB April 19, 2011 at 1:29 pm

Well done, I say.


Foxfier April 19, 2011 at 2:43 pm



robot April 19, 2011 at 2:56 pm

Congratulations, Joy! Champagne and truffles for all!


ponce April 19, 2011 at 3:21 pm



Mikal April 19, 2011 at 3:33 pm

Many congratulations!


Cynthia Yockey, A Conservative Lesbian April 19, 2011 at 4:04 pm

Congratulations, sweetie!


iowahawk April 19, 2011 at 4:57 pm

Nice goin’, Joy!


KingShamus April 19, 2011 at 5:42 pm

Big ups to you, LMA. Here’s to a million more, and in short order to boot.



Mike April 19, 2011 at 5:48 pm

Here’s to several Million more…you million hit baby you. 😉


Maggie@MaggiesNotebook April 19, 2011 at 6:44 pm

Congratulations LMA. No doubt with 1M under your keyboard, the second will be easier, but probably not as satisfying as the first.


Roxeanne de Luca April 19, 2011 at 7:34 pm



richard mcenroe April 19, 2011 at 8:06 pm

Well done, that person!


Bob Belvedere April 19, 2011 at 8:31 pm

Congrats to the Killer Queen.


richard mcenroe April 19, 2011 at 8:35 pm

Happy Millionth!” You don’t look a day over 900,000…


Darrell April 19, 2011 at 8:37 pm

You earned it. Kudos! Brava!
Do shut the whole thing down before ponce hits a million comments, though.
Or start charging him a $1 per. . .


Teresa April 19, 2011 at 9:30 pm



SissyWillis April 20, 2011 at 4:56 am

Congratulations! You blog like a GIRL!


Bob Belvedere April 20, 2011 at 5:16 am

…and sends his regards from Silicon Silicone Valley.

I’ll have you know that those gals are US-TCOTS-Certified 100% Natural with no additives!


Andrew X April 20, 2011 at 5:19 am

Millionth and first!

Oh……. I’m a bit late then?


ORPO1 April 20, 2011 at 6:01 am

Congratulations to you my friend. A million hits is awesome. I have been reading you for about five years or so now.
And well on the way to the two million mark I would say!


Chris Muir April 20, 2011 at 7:54 am

On the way to,as Carl Sagan would’ve said,’Billyuns and Billyuns…”


dicentra April 20, 2011 at 8:47 am

¡Felicitaciones y un millón más!


Leah April 20, 2011 at 9:01 am

congrats, we need to meet again for lunch in person, this online stuff gets too impersonal.


PRJoslin April 20, 2011 at 9:08 am

Well, with a million hits, we don’t have to worry about the blog going t!ts-up, er, I mean, bust.


Steve April 20, 2011 at 11:45 am

THANK YOU for posting this! I love your blog!!

Common Cents


krokodilstaart April 20, 2011 at 12:53 pm

I’m very impressed with the way that, day in, day out, you just stare the visitors to this site directly in the eye and shit out your monstrous, malodorous turds.

More impressive yet is the relish with which you eat them.


juliemarg April 20, 2011 at 1:04 pm

Wow wow wow – how far you’ve come! Cheers from the Bear Flag League!
aka the irish lass


Assistant Village Idiot April 20, 2011 at 6:31 pm

The great name is part of it. There are some of us who, when we see it, just know we would like you.

Let me plug “No Oil For Pacifists” for the same reason. Really. Don’t you just know you’d love Carl for that title alone?


wormme April 21, 2011 at 11:54 am


Congrats and thanks for your support.


Jewel April 22, 2011 at 12:03 pm

You certainly deserve the kudos, Joy! Bravissima!


some moron April 22, 2011 at 7:10 pm

hi! something about Jenjhis Khan being worse than Attila and he invented bar-b-q and stuff.


William Teach April 24, 2011 at 6:55 am

A little late to the party, but, congratulations, LMA! Here’s to millions more!


William April 25, 2011 at 4:30 pm

Remember the good old days, when kissing Jeff Goldstein’s ass used to actually bring some traffic in? Good times, good times.

Hey, Chris Muir commented. I know him! He’s the guy who tried to rip off Doonesbury and has never produced a funny comic in his life.


Foxfier April 25, 2011 at 7:34 pm

Dear LMA, there’s one area I am far superior to you, blog-wise:
my trolls suck a lot less….


Matthew W March 27, 2012 at 5:36 pm

Congrats !!!!


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