R.L. Hymers Re-Writes His Website

by Little Miss Attila on June 11, 2011

Now that his son has been indicted, history has been re-written, and it is retroactively Dr. Hymers himself who reported me to the FBI–rather than the son who shares his name! (Unsafe, cultic link to cult leader’s page is here. My how the pictures of me improve the look of that ugly man’s ugly web page!) I’ve got the original version of his LMA-bashing here.

Presto chango!–


Under the pseudonyms of “Scooge” and “Little Miss Attila” Joy Whittemore McCann has attacked me repeatedly on the Internet, since she became a member of a religious “hate group.” Because her attacks are religiously motivated, I consider them to be hate speech. She has used veiled words about “guns” and “Huguenots” (killed by the thousands) to harass and stalk me. Since this is hate speech, I have filed a report with the FBI. My attorney informed the FBI about this, asking them to continue to monitor what is said on the Internet “hate group” of which she is a member. Here is a photograph of Ms. McCann with her handgun, which she calls “Bathsheba,” after a woman in the Old Testament who sinned.

[terrific picture of Joy with her .357, stolen from this website]

False allegations have recently been made against me by Joy Whittemore McCann on her blog. She has stated that I am a liar, that I threatened people’s lives, harmed people, and accused me of leading a “cult.” But Ms. Whittemore McCann only attended our church for a few months when she was 14 years old, and has not had any direct contact with me, and I have not laid eyes on her, for 35 years.

Readers should judge for themselves Ms. Whittemore McCann’s credibility by considering some of the statements she has made on her website, such as the following.

(Please be advised that some of her words are very obscene. I really hate to put these words here because they are extremely vulgar. I have only put them here so you may evaluate for yourself what kind of person this is who is attacking me. Please do not read the following statements if her obscene language will offend you. These are the exact words of the woman attacking me on her blog.)

“At the age of 20…I joined the Communist Workers Party (http://littlemissattila.com/?p=15676) …when I was that age I joined the Communist Workers Party, went to Marxism study groups, and marched in rallies” (http://littlemissattila.com/?p=15313).

“What’s the benefit of the Gospel of Mark, other than speed-reading?” (http://littlemissattila.com/?p=15233).

“F*ck Chris Matthews. Hard, sideways, and without lube. Fucking asshole. Oh, and: fuck him some more” (http://littlemissattila.com/?p=13426). [Asterisk in the first word is hers].

“…makes me want to slit my fuckin’ wrists. Then I remind myself that homicide, rather than suicide, is the appropriate response” (http://littlemissattila.com/?p=14305).

“My handgun whispers to me. It says, ‘shoot, shoot, shoot to kill’” (http://littlemissattila.com/?p=13767).

It is statements like the last two that make me fear that she may hear her handgun “whisper to her” to shoot me. That is why she was reported to the FBI and the appropriate police department.

Here is another photograph of her with her handgun, that she says “whispers to me…’shoot, shoot, shoot to kill.’”

[grainer picture of Joy with her .357, also stolen from this website]

These two pictures of Ms. Whittemore McCann and her pistol, which she calls “Bathsheba,” appeared on her blog site.

This will immediately demonstrate to anyone who’s been following along just how committed Dr. Hymers is to the truth–that is, not at all. It may help to illustrate just how easy it must have been for Robert Hymers to shade reality heavily before disregarding it entirely. As a result, young Robert Leslie is in jail, awaiting trial for fraud, identity theft, and grand theft auto.

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KingShamus June 11, 2011 at 9:43 am

When the going gets weird, the weird go…pick a fight with LMA?

Too strange. Good luck, Joy.


wpdunn71901 June 11, 2011 at 12:46 pm

Holy Macarena LMA is one stone cold gun honey


BadCatholicGirl [Mtm Dunn] June 11, 2011 at 2:26 pm

AWESOME NEWS!!! … God sure doesn’t like ugly, does he!!! …


Glenn Mark Cassel AMH1(AW) USN Ret. June 11, 2011 at 3:19 pm

The guy is really desperate to deflect isn’t he?


Peter June 11, 2011 at 3:38 pm

I miss the picture of Bathsheeba (sp?) on your front page. Heck, sometimes I must drag out my own three inch SP101 .357 while I read your site.

I only know about RL Hymers from reading your site being that I never have been attracted to cults. I am attracted to good lookin’ women with guns, bein’ married to one and all.

Your SP101 is whispering the truth. It’s always better not to have to shoot but, if you must, put ‘em in the ten ring.


John June 11, 2011 at 11:44 pm

The only drawback to grouping your shots is that the second and succeeding hits strike an area that is already wounded. Some targets warrant a different approach.


Texan99 June 12, 2011 at 10:31 am

You’re nobody until you’ve been reported to the FBI for hate speech. If you lived in Canada, you could have been indicted by now.


Chris July 4, 2011 at 2:43 pm

Hi Joy:
Strange that Hymer’s would remove Jr’s name. He probably was the original author, anyway.
I guess that little old prohibition against false witness and lying is not applicable to him, and it is the height of Hymer’s hubris that he desires to instruct real Pastors on how to run their ministries.
Lord bless!


Dale July 10, 2011 at 11:37 pm

Your resemblance to Squeaky Fromme is McCanny


Joy McCann/Little Miss Attila July 11, 2011 at 6:15 am

And you know this because the “Man of God” in question stole two photos from my website.

Mind your manners. I can still ban you or block you.


Dale July 11, 2011 at 10:17 am

Since your false accusation of my being C.L.Cagan author of the well reviewed book From Darwin to Design I thought a little humor might ease the friction. Point of agreement. Lenny Dykstra is a conspiracy nut who often is a guest on Alex Jones radio show. Mr. Jones is very critical of the state of Israel and knee deep into the 911 truth movement. Bob the third is a respected businessman in the community and will be vindicated. Since I promise to drop the humor please cease stating in this public forum that I am a member of FBT and have personal knowledge of the Hymer or Cagan Famlies. Fair enough?
Dale Drew


Little Miss Attila July 11, 2011 at 10:23 am

Well, whoever you are you certainly have a personal interest in the Hymerses, and you were defending them on my blog back when Hymers III was still at Northridge. Now that he’s graduated, you’re insisting that he’s “a respected businessman in the community.” By that, I take it you mean he is no longer with Ernst & Young, and that he is freelancing.

You have not really accounted for why you feel so strongly about the Hymerses. We see the depth of your passion, but not why it is there.


Dale July 11, 2011 at 2:38 pm

Why the hatred against this good family? They have worked tirelessly for Christ and to return America to its Christian roots. Why wouldn’t I want to defend them? The real question is why aren’t you? You should link to their pages. At the very least they deserve your giving them a break. A 30 year grudge? Really? You are far to intelligent to engage in this type of Mudslinging.
Yours Truly,
Dale M. Drew


Little Miss Attila July 11, 2011 at 2:41 pm


Let’s try this: where are you getting your information about the Hymers sect?


Glenn Mark Cassel AMH1(AW) USN Ret. July 11, 2011 at 6:42 pm

Sounds like someone needs a severe attitude adjustment. This Old Sea Dog is more than willing to see that through. The rest of you can use the good stuff and deep philosophical stuff. I just figure he is lacking in manners and decorum. And there fore needs an ass whipping.


Dale July 11, 2011 at 7:27 pm

First thank you for your service to our beloved United States of America. One quick question since I am under the threat of getting blocked and banned. Do not want to over extend my welcome here. Why all the threats of violence on this site? Maybe the Hymer family didn’t overreact by contacting the FBI? Interesting. Just a casual observer.
Dale M. Drew


Little Miss Attila July 11, 2011 at 7:41 pm

Glenn’s just giving a little gallant trash talk. The other “threats of violence” have been imaginary.

Now, weren’t you about to share with us what your unimpeachable sources were of information about R.L. Hymers? Don’t hold back: tell us how you know what you know, and why you are so certain of its veracity.


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