Well, Here’s Another Possible Term for the Silly Post-Modern Sort of Feminist . . .

by Little Miss Attila on July 21, 2011

the “dirty vagina girls.”

Or, women who messed up the PH balance by using soap in the wrong places . . . didn’t anyone tell them that soap can be the premier tool of Teh Patriarchy?

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John July 21, 2011 at 6:42 pm

The same goes for clothing. Free yourselves from the Patriarchy!

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Libby July 22, 2011 at 2:29 pm

Cleansing discussion aside, I don’t see how having an ad campaign that worships “the V”, complete with talking “V” hand puppet, is that far off from the celebration of, and empowerment through, one’s “V” that Eve Ensler’s Vag*na Monologues has been peddling all these years.

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Little Miss Attila July 22, 2011 at 2:38 pm

Because it has corporate cooties all over it. Corporations are bad. Bad!

If we just called each other c*nts as often as men called each other pricks, we’d be fine. Except that anyone who says c*nt is a woman hater. Wait . . .

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Roxeanne de Luca July 22, 2011 at 4:20 pm

By this logic, feminisogynists should be infuriated over the very mention of ovarian cancer, which implies that ovaries are not only dirty, but diseased. Diseased! They will kill you!

Please tell me that this chickie is using her anti-Summer’s Eve piece for a job interview at The Onion.

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Roxeanne de Luca July 22, 2011 at 4:31 pm

Oh, dear. Saw this and couldn’t resist, from Feministing:

Bu there’s maybe nothing I hate more than advertising–especially for beauty products–that tries to tap into some bullshit sense of “empowerment.”

…written on a site that thinks empowerment is lying flat on your back at the end of a first date and not giving a rat’s patootie if he ever calls you again.

Mind-boggling.

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Little Miss Attila July 22, 2011 at 4:53 pm

Don’t you get it? Empowerment is acting like the worst, most stereotypical men, but pretending it was your idea all along. And that it’s really fun. But not masculine. And not—certainly not!—supportive of Teh Patriarchy.

Because if there’s one thing men hate, it’s easy lays. Oh, wait . . . which way is up?

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Roxeanne de Luca July 24, 2011 at 9:14 am

Because if there’s one thing men hate, it’s easy lays. Oh, wait . . . which way is up?

(laughing)

Exactly. I wonder what these people are thinking.

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Glenn Mark Cassel AMH1(AW) USN Ret. July 23, 2011 at 7:10 am

I had something profound to add…………….then I read in detail.
Nope, ain’t gonna go there. Stems from about thirty years ago or so. Multiple girlfriends. Figure it out.

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