Wormme (the World’s Only Rational Man) has decided to come out. And to dare that Kimberlin monster to take him on, before he harrasses any more families with underage kids:
If you kidnapped me and tortured me to death, I’d never be terrified of YOU. Sure, the pain would scare me. I might even die screaming. But through the pain I’d be laughing at the spoiled little punk who can’t think of anything else to do with people. How pitiful is that? You are not a terrorist. You are what masculine terrorists wipe off the bottom of their shoe. You’re the bleating lamb that jihadists bugger for relaxation before blowing themselves up in acts which, while totally evil, are still bad-ass.
In fact, you’re the best argument for cowardly Western decadence that Islam could ever hope for.
You are not a terrorist. You are a little pain-dealing beast that never risks itself. Oooh, such genius! Why hasn’t everyone else thought of that? Oh yeah. They haven’t seared their consciences with a hot iron.
Seriously, Kimberlin, you put the “putz” in “pusillanimous”…and that doesn’t even make sense! But neither do you, except as one of the foul and formless things that escaped Pandora’s Box. You have no more meaning than poison ivy, than rust, than the tinnitus that torments my every waking moment and makes sleep almost impossible.
Yeah. That’s you, Brett. You’re not a terrorist. You’re tinnitus. You’re an endless mindless screech, signifying nothing.
You make Bill Ayers look butch.
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Thank you Joy!
Wow, trying to keep up with today’s events is like drinking from a firehose. Not sure I’ve ever seen anything like it.
Love that rant. Love it. 🙂
Good to see the site back. I was getting an “account suspended” page yesterday, and was worried you’d somehow fallen victim to an assault from Kimberlin or one of his pals.
I had that a couple of times when I was trying to go back to some of the main entries of the day, yesterday, like Patterico’s. I believe it was the traffic.
Bestest rant evah!!