Whatever Gets You Through the Night . . .

by the Pirate on November 13, 2006

Menu for a Midnight Snack—and Beyond

• 2-3 ounces of red wine;
• Instant Blueberry Oatmeal;
• Butter-lettuce salad with Wishbone Balsamic Breeze spray-on dressing and a kiss of black pepper;
• bottled water, or “Earl of Africa” red tea (naturally decaffeinated);
• Top Ramen (oriental flavor) with a bit of sesame oil added in, and a tiny bit of chili-garlic paste;
• finish with a Prozac capsule for dessert.

{ 2 comments }

Darrell November 13, 2006 at 10:10 pm

And here we were worried that you weren’t taking care of yourself…

Attila Girl November 13, 2006 at 11:17 pm

Hey! It’s a bit unorthodox, but it isn’t really unhealthy. There are a few antioxidants in the red wine, and there’s fiber and folic acid in the salad. Blueberries also feature antioxidants, and oatmeal is healthy in reasonable quantities.

The only dicey thing is the amount of startch–but one wants one’s midnight snacks to be a bit carby . . .

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