Hog Takes a Bite from His Tamale.

by the Pirate on January 11, 2007

“Val invited me to an anti-surge rally tomorrow,” he remarks.

“All without knowing the specifics of the plan. You going?” I ask.

“Well, I was going to stay home because these political things bore me so much. But then he told me there might be girls there. I figured, ‘hippie chicks, free love . . .’ I might drop by.”

“Right. Don’t forget your sign,” I tell him. “‘Honk if you want to cut and run.'”

{ 4 comments }

Darrell January 11, 2007 at 12:12 pm

I don’t know–promoting the “cut and run” when trolling for free love is a scary thought:Too many literalists in the world. You never know when or where Lorena Bobbitt will pop up next. And unlike with weather forecasters, when she says there will be six inches on the ground by morning, you better start looking for the shovel. Tip your blogmistress, on the way out, please.

Hog January 17, 2007 at 6:48 pm

If one were to wait for all details before acting, one could remain inactive for a very long time. “Analysis leads to paralysis.”
BTW we need to discuss royalties for my casual, extremely humorous and insightful musings that are routinely used as fodder for this blog.

Attila Girl January 17, 2007 at 8:35 pm

“Writers are always selling somebody out.”

–Joan Didion

Hog January 18, 2007 at 7:56 am

Well, if Joan says so then that excuses it for all.
BTW, if complete truth (some call it data) be told (what a concept) I referred to them as ‘pacifist’ hippie chicks. Consider me ‘unspun’.

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