So I’m Waiting for a Girlfriend to Show Up for Lunch.

by the Pirate on July 26, 2007

And I can hear the couple at the next table talking. They are talking low, but my hearing is good.

“When you do that,” he says, “I feel ike it’s a giant ‘fuck you.'”

“We’ve got to work on our communication,” she replies. “I didn’t mean it as a big ‘fuck you’ at all. Just a little one.”

I hope they work it out: it’s more art than science, no?

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