Quiz Time

by Attila on November 23, 2004

Now this was flattering.

I’d like to think my strategies would be slightly less self-defeating. If I die in the line of duty, do I get 72 young bucks with nice shoulders and chiseled biceps? Will they peel grapes for me when I need to take a break for a few minutes? Will they share like good boys?

I must admit that I’m very excited by the Muslim innovation of envisioning heaven as a place to experience the pleasures of the flesh. I’m assuming there’s a large-screen TV there, and that they play the classics (e.g., The Devil in Miss Jones). And that there’s lots of lube. And Kleenex. And bottled water on every bedside table (I know I’m always thirsty afterward).

{ 12 comments }

the Pirate November 23, 2004 at 7:03 am

Funny I always pegged you as Attila the Hun, no reason why really.

Well there is that animal skin you tend to wear around town.

And that club club you chase the Italians arround with.

The Pirate's Blog November 23, 2004 at 7:55 am

Famous Leader Quiz

Got this quiz via Little Miss Hussien:

The Pirate's Blog November 23, 2004 at 7:55 am

Famous Leader Quiz

Got this quiz via Little Miss Hussien:

The Pirate's Blog November 23, 2004 at 7:55 am

Famous Leader Quiz

Got this quiz via Little Miss Hussien:

DeoDuce November 23, 2004 at 8:49 am

I was Hussein as well. Perhaps it’s a chick thing? I didn’t think my PMS was *that* bad…

William Teach November 24, 2004 at 6:35 am

Crap. Hussein too. Perhaps it is an omen, that we need to launch a preemptive strike on the Liberal, excuse me, progressive blogs. 🙂

The LLama Butchers November 24, 2004 at 9:34 am

I’m Gandhi, Dammit!

What Famous Leader Are You?personality tests by similarminds.com This is about the fourth or fifth time I’ve tried this quiz. I get the same result every time. But I don’t wanna be Gandhi! Yips! to Little Miss Attila….

Attila (Pillage Idiot) November 24, 2004 at 6:41 pm

I was Albert Einstein, which beats Saddam, I think.

P.S. The 72 guys you get are 14 years old, suffer from acne, and won’t call you in the morning. I just looked up the rules.

Attila (Pillage Idiot) November 24, 2004 at 7:34 pm

Sorry if the previous post sounded ungenerous. I just don’t want you to give my wife any ideas. Happy Thanksgiving, Cuz’.

Attila Girl November 25, 2004 at 1:14 pm

Personally, I thought it was hilarious. BTW, whenever I mention you my husband always remarks on how clever the name of your blog is. And he’s a comedy/cartoon writer. Thought you’d want to know.

Da Goddess November 27, 2004 at 12:04 am

I’m am Saddam Hussein.

I think this is the point in the show when they ask the real Saddam to stand up.

Beth November 29, 2004 at 1:15 am

Hey. I was the Butcher of Baghdad–er, Bama–before ALL of you. Muahahahaha!

I’m also Don(a) Corleone…from the movie quiz there.

Don’t mind me…just pillaging through…it’s always maliciously pleasing to wander through like-minded (brutal!) blogs…

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