Is There a War on President Obama?
February 13, 2009
Or is it just that some of his ideas—and a good portion of his notions about leadership at this particular moment—kind of suck?
The only way we can find out is to get into that parallel universe, in which Obama’s ideas are sound and he can wield power more effectively, instead of using this unattractive “badge-heavy” approach.
Or we could wait several months. Maybe he won’t suck as much then. As a matter of fact, I’d put money on that. (And in a way, I guess I have to.)
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February 14th, 2009 at 6:27 am
By my scientific calculations, his suck-factor will increase exponentially:
Obama Suckage = C*t^3 - n + d - s
where t = time in office, in days
C = Communistic Retarded Arrogant Prick (CRAP) suckage coefficient
n = MSM Honeymoon / Reality Delay Factor, measured in days = ~10
d = deficit resultant from stimulus bill = ~1,000,000,000
s = weekly savings per taxpayer from stimulus bill tax cuts = ~$13
You can do the math. I anticipate that he will suck more than a black hole by sometime next Thursday afternoon.
February 14th, 2009 at 7:48 am
Obama can not be president of the united states because he was born 8000 miles from the United States.He was born in the British Isles.The birth certificate he showed was one drawn up by the people that suround him.I even heard that he was born in Kenya and adopted in Indoneshia.He is not my president.Our Supreme court knows this but say that they will do nothing about it.What in the sam hill is America coming to.Sounds like it is going to hell.
February 14th, 2009 at 11:38 am
Well, the problem with the Stimulus Bill is that it is now Permanent Suck: a suckage that will hover over him for the rest of his time in office.
February 14th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Joy is 100% correct that the Permanent SUCK is permanently stuck to his presidency. It’ll be a ineradicable stink that won’t be removable by any other possible successes that he might have (however unlikely).
Unfortunately, it’ll be like a dog who’s been sprayed by a skunk — he’ll come running inside the house and will get everyone else in the household all stunk-up. Similarly, the Odiot and the Dimocrats will stick their multi-trillion $ debt onto us for generations to come. Even worse, the bloated and counterproductive programs will become entitlements and will drive recurrent bills that will be all but impossible to get rid of.
Whether or not the Odiot’s eligible to be president is largely immaterial at this point. The Supreme Court has made it plain that they’re not gonna force this issue.
Equally obvious is the fact that there is something real behind the concerns about his background/eligibility — otherwise he could put this behind us-all with a few simple document releases (NOT of photoshopped forgeries, that is).
But whether or not he’s legally the PREZ — he’s got the job and we’re all in-it for the duration. HOLD ON TIGHT — THIS IS GONNA HURT!!!
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Unbelievable. I suppose the Leftinistra are concerned about buyer’s remorse and the exposure of the ineptness of their messiah.