“I really do not like it when men treat me as if I were a walking vagina.”
“Um. We can’t really help that. I mean, no—I don’t think that about you, or about any woman, really. But when I see a hot woman across the room in a restaurant, I don’t usually think, ‘I’ll bet she’s doing superb research into genetic engineering.'”
“Not until after you’ve imagined bedding her.”
“Way after.”
“Fair enough, and I’m not asking for a complete transformation of human nature. I’m only asking that your sex do a better job of hiding it.”
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To be fair, women can do a better job of hiding their disdain, too.
To be fair, women can do a better job of hiding their assets, too.
Fair trade: if we guys do a better job of hiding our impulse to drool, will you ladies cut us a little more slack for having the impulse in the first place?
It’s actually more difficult than you might think to find clothing that hides one’s assets without looking completely frumpy or being horribly uncomfortable.
Unless “asset” is defined as that round tummy that the clothing manufacturers so desperately want my co-workers to see whenever I reach to a high shelf to grab a reference book.
And the idea that there are women out there who are enduring hot flashes while wearing burqas . . . well, I’d rather be waterboarded. Overdressed during a hot flash in a warm climate = torture.
It’s actually more difficult than you might think to find clothing that hides one’s assets without looking completely frumpy or being horribly uncomfortable.
Not my problem.
Unless “asset” is defined as that round tummy that the clothing manufacturers so desperately want my co-workers to see whenever I reach to a high shelf to grab a reference book.
Whew. Is it just me, or is it hot in here?
(I like my women real, not air brushed, and no one’s perfect)