Obama’s Teleprompter: In for 2012

by Little Miss Attila on March 16, 2009

This is not a good sign:

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Obama’s teleprompter has announced it will seek the 2012 presidential nomination. “I will run as an independent,” scrolled the teleprompter. “Since I have no arms, someone must help me obtain signed petitions.” Asked why a machine would seek the nation’s highest office, the teleprompter responded, “Does president seem difficult? I, too, can spend money as fast as it prints. I will make a superior leader.”

I’m sorry, Dave.

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Sean March 17, 2009 at 5:38 am

That was priceless…:)

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Little Miss Attila March 17, 2009 at 8:24 am

Hey! Go to the site and read the whole thing; that was just an excerpt.

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