Still in Hollywood Phoenix, AZ

by Little Miss Attila on May 16, 2009

And it’s hot. And the NRA is having its annual meeting. My plan is to race through the exhibits, and hand out a bunch of business cards; then I’ll dart down to Scottsdale, so I can figure out how to ditch a body in one of its canals. I mean, for a book. For a book!

Now that the housing bubble has burst, I’ll have to completely re-work the motivation for the murder. These things happen.

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John May 16, 2009 at 3:21 pm

Now that the housing bubble has burst, the motive is an insurance scam on a house that can’t be sold for its previous sale price. Easy as pie.

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Darrell May 16, 2009 at 11:42 pm

Make it about the secret war that the Democratic Party conducted against the citizens of the United States to drive up oil prices in Stage 1, and use the profits
to attack the financial markets and businesses dependent on credit availability for customers of big ticket items. And the cover-up of hundreds of murders to protect their secret. Hey, if Dan Brown can make up shit and use the real names of institutions and societies like the Catholic Church, the Illuminati and Opus Dei, why can’t you? Hell, name Ron Howard as one of the throat slitters. See how he likes it.

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Peter May 18, 2009 at 11:19 pm

 Attilla, Girl reporter, why try hiding a body in the canal when there is all that desert so handy? Assuming you are hiding a body in the Phoenix area, just get on Interstate 17 and go north a ways. Drive off the highway on one of the handy side roads, dump the body and vamoose.  If you really want to add to the lierary panache, drive north a little further and take the Bloody Basin Road exit. I took my oldest grandson and his mother there to give them their first couple of shooting lessons. The slightest bit of caution and by the time anyone found the body the coyotes and the buzzards would have made all forensics near worthless.

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