The Obligatory “Dissent No Longer Patriotic” Post

Date May 30, 2009

Apparently the Obama Administration would like to . . . soften the first item on that Bill of Rights Suggestions in the Constitution. Ed Morrissey elucidates:

Mark Tapscott notices an interesting blog post by Norman Eisen, who works for Barack Obama as Special Counsel to the President on Ethics and Government Reform. Anticipating a deluge of criticism over the thus-far ineffectual spending plan, Eisen has a straightforward plan to deal with criticism. He’ll simply use the power of the federal government to silence it. Problem solved!

“First, we will expand the restriction on oral communications to cover all persons, not just federally registered lobbyists. For the first time, we will reach contacts not only by registered lobbyists but also by unregistered ones, as well as anyone else exerting influence on the process. We concluded this was necessary under the unique circumstances of the stimulus program.[emphasis mine -- Ed]

“Second, we will focus the restriction on oral communications to target the scenario where concerns about merit-based decision-making are greatest—after competitive grant applications are submitted and before awards are made. Once such applications are on file, the competition should be strictly on the merits. To that end, comments (unless initiated by an agency official) must be in writing and will be posted on the Internet for every American to see.

“Third, we will continue to require immediate internet disclosure of all other communications with registered lobbyists. If registered lobbyists have conversations or meetings before an application is filed, a form must be completed and posted to each agency’s website documenting the contact.”

Silencing dissent and criticism is “necessary under the unique circumstances of the stimulus program”? Gee, what “unique circumstances” might those be? Perhaps the fact that it costs more than the Moon shot, and has yet to halt the economic skid. Maybe it’s the fact that most of the stimulus package doesn’t actually stimulate anything except doctrinaire liberal dreams and the pens that check off the items from the Democratic wish list.

Remember when the Left took to the streets to declare dissent “patriotic” during wartime? I didn’t have a problem with dissent then, but apparently the Left has a curious definition of “patriotism.” Now, suddenly, the federal government can silence their critics at will, not to protect critical national-security programs or keep from undermining a war effort, but to protect a Democratic president intent on seizing control of private industry across a wide swath of the nation. Suddenly, that kind of dissent threatens America.

Yeah. I’m dubbing the new guidelines the “Eat Me, Mr. President” rules. Read Ed’s entire analysis, since the man is able to laugh at the horrific circumstances we find ourselves in. Sort of.

Then send some dough to:
1) FIRE;
2) the NRA;
3) Michael Williams’ Campaign in Texas;
4) Marco Rubio’s Campaign in Florida;
5) Your local “tea party” group;
6) One of the “establishment GOP” organizations, if you like (RNC, NRSC, NRCC);
7) Your favorite “new media” outlet (that would be this blog: tip jar is to the right), or your favorite real-indie filmmaker or promoter thereof. (I recommend the MPI.)

8 ) If you want to be creative, buy an ad for your favorite nonprofit group, and have it placed at your own cost on your favorite struggling center-right web site. (Something for the Cato Institute at Protein Wisdom, something for the AEI at Ace of Spades, the MPI’s latest production at Hot Air, etc.)

2 Responses to “The Obligatory “Dissent No Longer Patriotic” Post”

  1. Pat said:

    Hilarious! I didn’t think ANYone could make me laugh on this subject but you’ve done it! LOVE this!

  2. Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup » Pirate’s Cove said:

    [...] Little Miss Attila posts her obligatory dissent is no longer patriotic post [...]

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