More on Letterboy’s Pedophilia Fantasies

by Little Miss Attila on June 9, 2009

“Never thought I’d get to meet the Devil;
Never thought I’d see him face to face.
Heard he always worked alone,
That he seldom wrote or used a phone,
So I walked right up to meet him at his place.”*

Izzat what ya did, Dave?

John Nolte on Letterman’s fall:

To be amazed at how low David Letterman will stoop in order to humiliate Sarah Palin means we still think of him as an entertainer, instead of what he is: a leftist ideologue willing to do whatever it takes to destroy a perceived threat to the Democrat majority. Letterman’s nothing special or unique. He’s merely joined the whole of the entertainment industry in sacrificing his place as an entertainer and legacy as an artist to wage ideological war.

And our first step in fighting back is to wake up to this fact and stop being amazed.

Perhaps. But I will not go gently into that good night. Nor quietly. Especially not quietly. Letterman can prostitute himself as much as he likes, and I will continue to point it out.

Nolte continues:

Once upon a time I loved David Letterman. I loved him because Johnny Carson did, and that was good enough for me. Before he found his place in Late Night, Letterman had a short-lived daytime show. Some of you might remember it. I never missed an episode. That’s how big of a Letterman fan I was. And like Johnny, I thought Dave deserved the “Tonight Show” … but we were both wrong.

Johnny Carson defined show business class and so it’s not hard to imagine what he would’ve thought of a comedian willing to use an innocent 14-year old girl as a political weapon of humiliation.
But I’ll bet that to learn it was David Letterman would’ve broke[n] his heart.

Yes. And to me, Letterman at his best was the man who gave Warren Zevon a venue and a wide exposure, for decades. But unless he’s as slow a reader as the President, he saw those lines before he read them aloud. And he managed not to be embarrassed when he heard what he had said: not by the sexism, and not by the immorality of using a 14-year-old girl as a political pawn, by suggesting a sexual assault that would leave her pregnant (shades of the scummy Guy Cimbalo attack on Mary Katherine Ham).

And now someone’s going to come along and say, “the sins of the mothers,” or “the sins of the sisters,” or some bullshit like that. They will rationalize what they are doing, and say that this is not American Sharia law: after all, we only enforce our notions of sexual purity when it comes to Republican women, or women and girls related to Republican women. (Do we, after all, know what young Willow’s politics are? Does it matter to Letterman? Of course not: this is about hurting her mother by any means possible.)

This is American Sharia, assholes. The practitioners of Sharia in Muslim countries are at least consistent in their contempt for women and in their practice of gender apartheid: you, on the other hand, want sexual slavery for some women in this country; others, whose opinions you prefer, can live in relative peace and freedom. You will allow it.

If you are giving women and girls the “gift” of not being badgered for being female, and threatened with misogyny and sexual assault, they are not truly free—only living in a state of grace, contingent upon performing the right tricks, spouting leftist verbiage like seals at Sea World, balancing balls on their noses in the hopes of getting fish thrown into their mouths.

And any woman who doesn’t understand this fundamental truth about the misogynists living among them could be in for a rude awakening at any point, because that attitude will infect those who harbor it.

Redundant links here from my lighthearted, humorous earlier post, but there’s more at Treacher’s place, Conservatives 4 Palin, Moe Lane, Ace, Mass Backwards, Hot Air, and Protein Wisdom.

The John Ziegler interview with Sarah Palin is here.

* with apologies to Paul Williams and Brian de Palma

UPDATE: Link fixed; Nolte fixed. It turns out I blog better when I get a little bit of sleep. Who knew? Sorry, John! Big Hollywood rawks.

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Dorothy Jane June 10, 2009 at 5:32 am

Thank you for this. I have been boiling about this Letterman thing and have been also feeling really impotent and grumpy. He will never have to issue an aploogy because the MSM won’t hold him to account. This reminds me of the bumper sticker someone featured on a blog last week: “She is not a woman, she is a Republican.” Damn, that made me mad. I am a woman AND a registered Republican and I found that sentiment kind of scary. Look at my blog; it is all fru-fru and feminine and woman-y… But this Willow thing is making me nuts. I really need to calm down and you have hit the nail on the head – American Sharia – that is IT. THAT.IS. IT….

sdferr June 10, 2009 at 5:35 am

Nick Nolte was good in a couple of films but John Nolte, he ain’t.

Mikee June 10, 2009 at 9:00 am

And after Bill Clinton, any of this surprises you? I think it should not.

The Democrats, party of the little guy, my left foot.

They are political nepotists, active misogynists, smug illiberal badly educated elitists, overt racists, horrid bigots, spouting a litany of anti-individual-rights positions, promoting and enacting anti-individual success programs. They rule by making ever more balkanized groups that then must compete against each other for political favor.

Again I ask, after Bill Clinton, are you surprised at the sexual depravity of the politics of Democrats?

Billy Beck June 10, 2009 at 9:29 am

Okay: I followed that link and maybe it’s just me, but I don’t get the “Nick Nolte” bit. Care to give a guy a clue?

pinetree3 June 10, 2009 at 9:31 am

Right on, Nick!!! Funny how misogyny is supported by the brain-dead lib gals. Being a female myself,it is NOT APPRECIATED. Really, kowtowing to the Islamists who would just as soon stone the lot………What is it about the Left that blinds them…….as if the enemy were all Americans who disagree rather than the bullies……..Nick, will have to check out your articles and movies………have seen damn few lately as I will NOT support any of these lefty ranters…..Keep up the good work!!!!!!!!!

11B40 June 10, 2009 at 10:05 am


Actually, I thought the “slutty flight attendant” remark was a compliment. Gov. Palin reminds Mr. Letterman of when “Dave’s Mom” used to dress up for him when he was a child.

And, Dave doesn’t need anymore pressure at this moment. He’s trying to work on his “trophy wife” concept.

Mo June 10, 2009 at 10:43 am

I’d never read you before, and this made me stop breathing. I’ve recovered enough to say thank you for it.

Darrell June 10, 2009 at 1:04 pm

Mo Said: “I’d never read you before, and this made me stop breathing. I’ve recovered enough to say thank you for it.”

I’d have this made into a wall plaque–bronze, stainless steel, or titanium. Better than opiates. Better than Prozac. Something to look at from time-to-time. Something well deserved. I’d have its counterpart on the other wall of the secret room to keep me humble, though. 🙂

Gary Ogletree June 10, 2009 at 1:47 pm

Letterman said Sarah was shooting rats while in NYC. Good thing for him she wasn’t.

Laura Castellano June 10, 2009 at 5:12 pm

Good GOD you expressed that well! Thank you for putting the outrage into such eloquent words. American Sharia is the perfect term for this crap.

Sam June 10, 2009 at 7:08 pm

Excellent perspective and well said!!! Thank you!

John Skookum June 10, 2009 at 9:21 pm

Letterman said Sarah was shooting rats while in NYC. Good thing for him she wasn’t.

You know, Chuck and Sally Heath (Sarah’s parents) actually DID go to New York and shoot rats. They had a contract for vermin control at the dump on Staten Island where the debris from September 11th was sorted. This was to protect the sanitation workers and others who were sifting the rubble for evidence and human remains. Vital, honorable blue-collar work that is undoubtedly seen as a joke by the limousine-driven likes of David Letterman.

Renee June 11, 2009 at 9:55 am

I love the “American Sharia” line! This will be a new buzzword around my house. I’ve never liked nor understood the whole David Letterman thing. He was a no talent when I first saw him on tv in the 70’s and he still is. He was always annoying but sometime in the last 10 years he ran off the rails and I think is insane now. BTW where does this tool get off talking about anyone’s out-of-wedlock babies. Wasn’t this the guy who was a “baby daddy” for years before wedding his “baby momma”? Oh yeah, that’s right only those on the right can be called hyprocrites and racists. When 95% of the blacks in this country voted for Obama simply because of the pigments in his skin who are the racists again? Letterman is a jerk and I hope he gets back on his meds soon but either way I won’t watch him. Never did, never will.

Darrell June 11, 2009 at 11:33 am

” In Saudi Arabia, Iran, Afghanistan and other Muslim countries, women “choose” to cover their heads on pain of losing them. ” –Ann Coulter

Sped June 11, 2009 at 2:18 pm

Go write CBS and write their sponsors. Info at,,,,
subject Fire Letterman

I would like you to fire David Letterman for his asinine jokes about Governor Palin.

Suggesting her 14 year old daughter be raped is not funny. Suggesting she is a whore for Spitzer is despicable.

He claims he meant her 18 year old daughter, but he said she was in town with her family. Only her 14 year old daughter was there.

And he never apologized for the incident. Apologizing means saying you are sorry, not being a snarky ass.

Please get rid of Letterman. We are now going to go after your Letterman sponsors.

kevin June 11, 2009 at 6:41 pm

sara palin is a stupid, right wing, deity worshiping, creationist believing, environmentally and intellectually moronic cunt and should be sterilized so she cant reproduce. just listening to her speak, we all lose IQ points. and i mean that in the best possible way.

Darrell June 11, 2009 at 8:01 pm

Then you must have listened to her every second of your life, Kevin.

Robohobo June 13, 2009 at 8:11 am

Project much Kevin? ID10T

NCMike June 14, 2009 at 3:05 pm

I’m still amazed how little is being said about the fact that Sumner Redstone, Board Chairman at CBS who expected CEO of CBS, Les Moonves, “to do the right thing” and fire Don Imus for his remarks on their radio station. I guess it’s a double standard for CBS executives when it comes to radio versus their television station. The biased vitriol of Letterman is nothing compared to the pathetic cowardice of the executives at CBS.

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