Letterscum . . . “Doubles Down.”

Date June 10, 2009

As Treacher put it:

Well, the Letter-thing apologists can no longer say that “no, no, Letterman and his writers were just getting 14-year-old Willow mixed up with 18-year-old single mother Bristol. Gee: it could happen to anyone, and that’s the only way the joke makes sense.” No, Jackhole: the joke is that all the Palin women are sluts, and they’ll start slinging the same mud at Piper as soon as she grows breasts, if they wait that long.

And now after all this fuss, Dave Letterman now knows that it was a 14-year-old child in New York with her mother, and he’s now joking that she’s a prostitute.

I do believe, Davey, that you’ve finally cut off your ties with the civilized world. “No man is an island.” Except you, Buddy. Suck on it, because it gets even more lonely from here on out. You’re simply going to get more dried-up and bitter year by year by year, and it’ll be harder and harder to remember what it was like when you still had a vague whisper of talent about you—when it looked like you might have the ghost of a gift.

Also via Treacher: Lettermanku:

EvanPokroy \T @JTlol:
Knocked up my girlfriend
Waited six years to marry
Look at those Palins.

NYKensington:
Told Bill O’Reilly
No Sheehan criticism
Track’s mom is a slut.

Conservathink @JTlol:
Willow is knocked up
Sarah’s a slut stewardess
And I’m an old hack.

NYKensington:
Nothing has ever
Made up for the pain when I
lost the Tonight Show.

Now that’s funny.

4 Responses to “Letterscum . . . “Doubles Down.””

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  4. Johnny said:

    Dave is a immoral and should be removed from TV.

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