Melissa on the Ten Hottest Right-of-Center Dudes in New Media

by Little Miss Attila on June 10, 2009

Naturally, I support her list, but I think she may have omitted a few hotties.

She’s got—

1) William Teach;

2) Stephen Green of Vodkapundit;

3) David All;

4) Jonathan Garthwaite of Townhall;

5) Brooks Bayne;

6) Jeff Goldstein, who won’t allow me to publish the decent snapshots I have; something about him having been too drunk that night his wife and I were dishing about feminism and Jeff’s tattoo (but if you don’t remember that clearly, Jeff, how can you be sure my photos aren’t good?—and where’s your sense of adventure?):

The effect of MMA on human arms . . .

The effect of MMA on human arms . . .

7 ) Guy Benson:

Shown here with fellow new-media fox Mary Katherine Ham.

Shown here with fellow new-media fox Mary Katherine Ham.

8 ) Erik Telford of Americans for Prosperity;

9 ) Andy Levy of Red Eye.

Plus: Patrick Gleeson, Kelly Cobb, Sid Burgess, Stephen Kruiser, Jon Henke, Michael Koolidge, Chris Moody, and clinging vine Stacy McCain.

Missing—

1) James Joyner, who has a classically handsome in-a-tall-way look to him:

Outside the Beltway, looking in.

Outside the Beltway, looking in.

2) N.Z. Bear, whose image is hard-to-get, and is traded around the chickosphere like contraband:

3 & 4) Sean Hackbarth, who doesn’t blog that much any more; and D.C. insider Matt Keller, who’s a sweetheart with an archetypal look:

5) John Hawkins himself, who is a terrible flirt:

John Hawkins, right, with some cyber-floozy.

John Hawkins, right, with some cyber-floozy.

6) Iowahawk, because nothing says “sexy” like a face I’m only allowed so see through some pixels darkly, behind an oversized pipe, or in his youth:

Well, it <i>was</i> the 1970s, after all.

Well, it was the 1970s, after all.

7) Glenn Reynolds, because getting several times my usual traffic makes my heart go “pitter-pat”:

The ultimate aphrodisiac.

The ultimate aphrodisiac.

8 ) Some guy who runs a site called Write Enough, because I’m a sucker for blue eyes:

UPDATE: Melissa pulled one of the original guys off the list, presumably for naughty behavior of some type. So I took him down too, in a show of female solidarity . . .

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I R A Darth Aggie June 11, 2009 at 5:37 am

Guy Benson and Mary Katherine Ham: seperated at birth?

I’m a sucker for blue eyes

Cool. Now I know how to make you swoon…

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