This Blog is Really Full of Crap

by Attila on April 29, 2005

This entry at the newly resurrected Suburban Blight reminded me of a conversation I had with my mother about a year ago.

Me: By the way, I’ve always wanted to thank you for not being one of those mothers who apparently obsess about their children’s shit.

Mom: You’re welcome.

Me: I’ve heard some weird stuff about parents in the 60s and 70s who had very specific ideas about how often their kids should take a crap, and when. Eek.

Mom: It was even worse in the 30s and 40s—believe me. They used to give kids enemas if they didn’t shit at the right intervals.

Me: How did you cope?

Mom: I learned to lie.

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