Hey! Michael Jackson Is Still Dead!

by Little Miss Attila on July 3, 2009

There we go. All fixed.

More? Okay:

Joe Jackson Clogs Sewage Treatment Plant
LOS ANGELES, CA – An attempt to remove scum from Michael Jackson’s father failed after Joe Jackson damaged the primary sedimentation tank at the Silverlake Waste Management Facility. Said Jackson family spokesperson Armand Daley, “Joe caught some bad press for using Michael’s death to promote his new record company. We thought we’d clean him up a little before the funeral.” Plant supervisor Xavier Escoto said, “Jackson was placed in the tank, but when the skimming arm tried to scrape off the sludge, it jammed, then broke . . . .”

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smitty July 3, 2009 at 5:39 pm

Rumors that Michael Jackson is enjoying a maragarita with Francisco Franco could not be conclusively disproven.

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