Cynthia Takes the Wood to Donald Douglas.

by Little Miss Attila on July 26, 2009

And it’s fine as far as it goes. (With the small correction that I didn’t look at the video, and I rather doubt that Cassie did. I was, however, tempted to take a peek, just out of curiosity, but I didn’t think I’d feel great about myself afterward, so I didn’t follow Mr. Lowest-Common-Denominator’s link. I doubt Cassie was even tempted!)

Actually, my main criticism of Donald Douglas is his name. He sounds like a Freakazoid! character. What is he?—the Freaka-cousin? Sheesh. Change your name, Bud. Or use a nickname as a first name—one that doesn’t begin with a “D.”

How about “Frank”? Or “Goofball”? Or “Butch”?

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

Cynthia Yockey, A Conservative Lesbian July 26, 2009 at 6:39 pm

As far as it goes, you say? Look again — now with extra added whoop-ass!



Patrick Chester July 28, 2009 at 3:06 am

Two observations:

1. I felt a disturbance in the Force. As if some dissembling fool tried to defend an act of peeping tom and was soundly trounced. Something awesome has happened.

2. Someone else remembers Freakazoid! ?!


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