There are some brilliant black guys out there. Naturally, we thought that the thing to do would be to elect a, um, right-brain-dominant type. (I don’t mean artsy; I mean the other thing.)
Go watch a video of Barack Obama trying to fake a black accent by saying, “polic-ay,” and weep. Then have beer for breakfast, with a vodka chaser. Wake up; take a Tylenol, and pay attention next time.
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