There. I feel better, now. Thanks for letting me share.
Meanwhile, Gerard analyzes some college portraits of President Obama:
Frame Seven: “How stoned am I? Look into my eyes, dude. I mean, man, check it out. This is visionary weed, man. I can see, see the future. I see myself as, whoa, President of the United States, man. How far out is that? Hey, don’t bogart that….”
Now I hear all you non-vipers, you “we don’t do no chronic, no how” dope-virgins, all saying, “Uncle Gerard, how do you know?” I know because I KNOW. And all my fellow vipers, active or in retirement, know the same thing.
The good news here is that, maybe, the Federal Government will get out of the War on Dope and concentrate on crack, coke, and crank. The bad news is that the Federal Government may get into the cultivation and distribution of “Official” weed. If they do, it will be the methadone of marijuana: You won’t get sick. You won’t get high. You’ll just stay on it.
Of course, Americans would never, ever abuse this freedom. Would they? No, marijuana would be used for purely medical reasons . . .
Yeah, well. He didn’t mean that last part. And neither do I. But if no more people die or get put into prison over the fact that weed is illegal, I won’t be too upset.
Of course medical marijuana is abused. So is alcohol, which also has legitimate health benefits, but is nonetheless just as dangerous.
Call off the Federal dawgs, Big O. And keep ’em off.
After all, Uncle Gerard—some people can’t afford tickets to Amsterdam.
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So how come when I was a senior in HS it had no medicinal value? Sorry, never bought off on that one. Gas, Bic lighter, all gone!
To obammy and his shitstain army, tough shit, asswipes!
I can attain as much libertarian indifference about what people are doing recreationally as sexually.
However, when the same junkies want to come around and pick my pocket to pay for their health care, I feel free to get testy.
And I find it difficult to believe that tokin’ and driving is gonna make the streets safer…