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‘New Improved Secrets’ Reveals Truth Behind Reality
SEDONA, AZ – Building on the 2007 documentary film The Secret, a New Age author states the real secret behind all reality may be found by purchasing his latest book, entitled New Improved Secrets. Written by lecturer and Doctor of Veterinary Medicine Healy Lucan, the book posits that the entire universe is energy, that energy is in vibration, and that nothing is real in the sensory realm except checks or credit card orders made out to purchase New Improved Secrets.
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Damn! I wish I had some secrets. If I had any secrets I could write a book. You could edit it and we could both get new Buicks. Oh, wait, Obama took over that company. We could both get new Mercurys. And put bumper stickers saying Ask me about Peter’s secrets. And sell a book to everyone who asked. But, I don’t have any secrets. Foo.
Then again, way back when, I had a girlfriend who was into vibrating energy. I up and left when I figured out she was more interested in the vibrating energy than she was in me. See? No secrets. And my whole danged life has been one bad country song after another.
Heh. I’ve got a physics book on my shelf that could tell me that. Don’t need no “secrets” book.