From Interesting News Items:
Polanski Bullied in Swiss Prison, Forced to Make Clock
BERNE, SWITZERLAND – Reports have surfaced that imprisoned rapist Roman Polanski has been harassed by other prisoners who have forced him to build an intricate cuckoo clock. “Swiss prison is a tough place,” said guard Gustav Hundhosen. “Polanski is perceived as weak, and so must construct amusing time pieces for the stronger prisoners.” The noted film director had been assigned a workshop job making pocket knives for the military when he ran afoul of a several convicts, refusing to film their crude reenactment of Thorton Wilder’s Our Town.
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