I’m calling Goldstein. Or, as I like to refer to him, GuidoWest: muscle to the Blogosphere.
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by Little Miss Attila on December 16, 2009
I’m calling Goldstein. Or, as I like to refer to him, GuidoWest: muscle to the Blogosphere.
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One of the best comments on the Patterico thread (and the one Patterico ignores):
Well, here’s the thing: I was one of those who were demanding an apology from Letterman. Or, to be more exact, I was all about the “I don’t want to financially support this guy who comes across as so hostile to women; how about y’all?”
So Jeff and I were on opposite sides of that issue–but I didn’t go calling him a liar and a fraud for wanting to give Letterman the benefit of a doubt in the particularly delicate arena of humor.
There is nothing wrong in disliking the joke. I found it offensive, because it was obvious the barb was directed to Sarah Palin (and I find most attacks on her stupid) and having the host carry the water for the Democratic Party so hamfistedly offends me. It was also generally insulting to women. I also do not think there is anything wrong on calling Letterman on any of that, although all would have been forgiven if the joke was funny (which it was not).
The issue is should we just engage in faux outrage over it? And Jeff makes the point we should not. And for Patterico to bring that up months later to attack Jeff is just weak.
“So Jeff and I were on opposite sides of that issue–but I didn’t go calling him a liar and a fraud for wanting to give Letterman the benefit of a doubt in the particularly delicate arena of humor.”
Nor did I.
I have called him a liar and a fraud for being a liar and a fraud.
As to Letterman, I said merely that, if Jeff’s views on language led him to defend that sick joke, then maybe his views on language needed tweaking. But that I would be happy to debate him about it.
A debate from which he has run, so far, using excuses like “Well, I can’t comment on Patterico’s blog, so how could I possibly find a way to respond to him! After all, it’s not like I have a blog of my own . . .” (Not actual quote, obviously.)
“The issue is should we just engage in faux outrage over it?”
Where is “faux” about the outrage felt by those of us who are sick of people dragging Sarah Palin’s children into public view — especially in a nasty way as Letterman did.
Ain’t nothing faux here, Cut-and-Paste Joe.
Do you guys ever get tired? I mean, is there an “off” switch? A failsafe?
I so don’t get this. Are you two secretly sheepherders or something? Or you used to be, and it ended badly?
I’m going to watch TV; text me if there’s any chance of peace in our time.
“Do you guys ever get tired? I mean, is there an “off” switch? A failsafe?”
I can tell you’re distressed by the continuing discussion. It’s evident from your refusal to post on it.
Spare me asshole. I was right up there going after Sullivan for doing exactly that. I have no problem criticizing Letterman over doing it too, but I am not going to pretend that joke was in the same class as Trig Trutherism. Hell, Jeff did not endorse the joke, noting the joke was crude and biased (and worse of crimes not funny), but in the end it was a stupid joke. Put it in perspective. As much as we might disagree with Letterman carrying water for the left, is not a basis to call CPS on Letterman. Your whole rationale for bringing up this issue again months later is because you think you can use it as a wedge against Jeff.
Jeff has out argued you on every point. And that bothers you. Rather than worrying about winning, worry about being right.
For the win, as the young folks say.
The madness of King Patterico:
I can tell you’re distressed by the continuing discussion. It’s evident from your refusal to post on it.
Geez, Pat, are you going to stalk Joy now because she isn’t posting on what you demand she post on?
YOU dragged up the months-ago Letterman kerfuffle in a desperate effort to keep the sh*t going.
As I’ve said before, one can explain Letterman’s “joke” from a linguistic view without accepting it on an aesthetic level — it is akin to arguing with an engineer about the aesthetics of the bridge but still accepting the bridge is not going to fall down.
Sarah Palin had the right to publically take Letterman to task for his lazy misogyny… her daughter was the object of the joke. Palin never asked for his firing. AND Letterman apologized.
Palin, AFAIK, has never brought it up again. Maybe, Pat, you ought to send her a note.
Thanks, Dar. But Pat’s zinger was well-aimed: there is an apparent contradiction (and perhaps a real one) between my willingness to skim traffic off the top of this debate and my relentless complaining about its tone.
Actually, LMA, you’ve done us all a valuable service in allowing Patterico to show us all what a small and petty person he really is. Watching his meltdown in your comment section the other night was an eye-opening experience for some of us.