Interpol Issued U.S. Hunting License
WASHINGTON, D.C. – As a way of raising money for health care, President Obama cancelled a [Reagan-era] executive order, now allowing Interpol to hunt U.S. citizens within the United States without fear of constitutional restraint. Before bagging Americans and hauling them off to World Court, Interpol agents must first take an online safety examination and a pre-certification test explaining how much more policing they’ll accomplish without legal restraints faced by domestic law enforcement. Finally, Interpol must swear to only pursue “bad” people and those suspected of man-caused disasters. Foreign law enforcement licenses sell for $75, exam included, plus an annual $25 renewal fee.
I feel safer already!
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Don Rumsfeld just felt the hairs going up on the back of his neck.
So, I’m permitted to shoot Interpol agents on sight? matter of self-defense, you see…