How Come We Don’t Argue About Skin Tones with Respect to White People?

by Little Miss Attila on January 11, 2010

I’ll tell you why: no matter what Big Dermatology tells you, everyone looks better with a tan. Especially Caucasians.

Which is why I’ll never run for public office. Too pale.

As for the President, I never know whether to listen to him or not: it kind of depends on the lighting in the room. If he’s over-exposed, he sounds smarter; I don’t know why.

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Charlie Martin January 11, 2010 at 6:31 pm: That kind of ex[plains everything.

Who was more over-exposed in 2008 than Obama?

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tomg51 January 12, 2010 at 5:24 am: A tan hides imperfections, and accents the margins where un-tanned skin shows.

Me? uh, no dear, I just thought I saw a tan line, yes, there on her wrist – think she normally wears a watch….

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Gordon January 12, 2010 at 8:55 am: Ooof.

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