How Come We Don’t Argue About Skin Tones with Respect to White People?
January 11, 2010
I’ll tell you why: no matter what Big Dermatology tells you, everyone looks better with a tan. Especially Caucasians.
Which is why I’ll never run for public office. Too pale.
As for the President, I never know whether to listen to him or not: it kind of depends on the lighting in the room. If he’s over-exposed, he sounds smarter; I don’t know why.
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January 11th, 2010 at 6:31 pm
That kind of ex[plains everything.
Who was more over-exposed in 2008 than Obama?
January 12th, 2010 at 5:24 am
A tan hides imperfections, and accents the margins where un-tanned skin shows.
Me? uh, no dear, I just thought I saw a tan line, yes, there on her wrist - think she normally wears a watch….
January 12th, 2010 at 8:55 am
Ooof.
January 13th, 2010 at 4:06 pm
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