REALLY Good Vibrations

by Little Miss Attila on April 22, 2011

This is just a post about sex, really. Thought you’d want to know.

Althouse. Volokh. Reynolds.

(Sitting in a tree, B-L-O-G-G-I-N-G. And it’s kinky, because there are three of them—and some law books.)

In fact, the first time Volokh ever linked me, it had to do with vibrators. True story.

The most obvious interpretation of Althouse’s remark would lead one in the direction of either foreplay, or various maneuvers with a flex-a-pleaser, which I could never get to work right, back in my more equipment-laden days. And the sex toy in Volokh’s hypo sounds a bit like a fleshlight, which I’ve never seen in real life.

As for Volokh’s theories, I’d go with Theory 2 and Theory 1. Probably in that order.

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ponce April 22, 2011 at 6:02 pm

So it’s okay for women to take the elevator while men have to take the stairs?

That’s not very feminist of you, LMA.

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Little Miss Attila April 22, 2011 at 7:16 pm

A sedentary male has about 40% of his weight in muscle, vs. 23% for a sedentary female. Hence, the male may be better equipped to take the stairs, due to superior explosive power in the muscle groups.

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I R A Darth Aggie April 23, 2011 at 2:12 pm

Heh heh heh…you said explosive power.

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