This Just In . . .

by Little Miss Attila on May 1, 2011

INI has the story:

Bin Laden’s Body Stuffed, Propped Outside NYC Bar
NEW YORK CITY, NY – Sources close to the White House state Osama Bin Laden’s body has been flown to New York City, stuffed with straw, and placed outside Gorman’s Tap, a tavern near the site of the World Trade Center. Said Gorman’s manager Dan Carmichael, “We bid on it [the body] last week, beat out a carnival in Georgia, and had it delivered by UPS a few hours ago. We’re charging a buck to be photographed with the skinny dead bastard.”

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